The following is an actual conversation held between Morgan and me yesterday.
Morgan: Are you glad that you married me?
Morgan: I mean, even though I'm a jerk.
Julie: Well... most days.
Morgan: That's good.
Julie: Other days, not so much.
Morgan: I don't blame you.
Julie: I mean, if I took all of you, the good, the bad, everything, and put it all in a blender, it -
Morgan: -would be gross.
Julie: Yeah. It would be really gross.
Morgan: But does the good outweigh the bad?
Julie: Yes. Definitely.
Morgan: How much? Is there lots more good than bad?
Julie: I would say that it's about 49% bad, 51% good.
Morgan: (pumping his fist) Yes! So I have room for error!
And then we both laughed like ninnies.
Morgan: I so totally love you, dude.
Julie: I so totally love you, too. .... What about me? How much room for error do I have?
Morgan: None. You are 50% - 50%.
And again the ninny laughter.
I love my husband. He makes me laugh and every once in a while I'm able to repay the favor.
(Disclaimer: It has been brought to my attention that some of my readers do not understand sarcasm. For those readers, let me explain: My husband and I are madly in love, which allows us to joke about our relationship in the above manner. If you still don't get it, then maybe you shouldn't be reading my blog.)