See if you can guess who...
- Sleeps in the bed with me.
- Has seen me naked.
- Throws up on the floor when he gets excited.
- Is handy with power tools.
- Likes to give himself tongue baths.
- Likes having his bum scratched.
- Loves to stick his head out of the window on car rides.
- Loves me even when I'm grumpy.
- Has lived with me since the late nineties.
- Hates being on a leash.
- Loves French fries.
- Steals food from the kids.
- Is a great snuggler.
- Runs to greet me when I come home.
- Likes to watch TV.
- Has a good enough sense of humor that he thinks being compared to the dog is funny, not insulting.
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