Thursday, March 11, 2010

I Deserve a Frickin' Medal

Today I will brave the aisles of Walmart. I will take two toddler boys with me. I will do this without the aid of pharmaceuticals (other than the usuals, my cheese hasn't slid completely off of my cracker). I will fit two carts full of groceries into one cart, along with said boys. I will not commit homicide, or toddlercide, or fellowshoppercide. All will be well.

Your prayers are appreciated.

Update: I went. We all survived. Gwen is right - nothing is where it should be. I think the only reason that we all survived is Morgan came with us. Gotta love a hubby who's that devoted!


Greg and Gwen said...

have you been to walmart lately??? They are swapping out the old shelves for new ones and NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING is where it should's crazy in there right now!

I wish you the VERY BEST my friend!!!!!!!!! :)

Perpetual Mommy Exhaustion said...

Last I was at Wal-mart, and had to have an associate tell me where to find something for the third time, I actually exclaimed, loudly, in exasperation, "Was coming to Wal-mart just not bad enough? What the friggin-H, Walmart! What the friggin H!" There were nods and grunts of agreement everywhere.