Noel: Who is the oldest kid in your family?
Me: Your Uncle Lonnie.
Noel: Who is the oldest girl?
Me: Your Aunt Cori.
Noel: So it goes Lonnie, then Rod, then Cori, then Holly, then Rachel and then you?
Me: Uh huh.
Noel: So you're the baby?
Me: Yep. I am.
(A moment of silence as this information is digested.)
Noel: Well, if you're the baby then how come you have the most white hairs?
Me: ..... Uh.... Well.... I guess I just must be the lucky one.